Random as can BE!!!

I'm a little coconut
sitting in a cocorut
everybody steps on me
im as crazy as can be

I'm a nut
In a rut
I'm crazy

Called myself up on the phone
just to see if I was home
asked myself out on a date
gotta be ready at half past eight

I'm a nut
In a rut
I'm CRAZY

Took myself to a picture show
sat myself in the second row
wrapped my arms around my waist
got so fresh i slapped my face

I'm a nut
In a rut
I'm crazy

Pepsi-cola came to town
Coca-cola shot him
Dr.Pepper fixed him
Now we all drink 7-up

I'm a nut
In a rut
I'm CRAZY

7-up just caught the flu
now we all drink moutain-dew
moutain-dew just caught it too
now I don't know what to do!

I'm a nut
In a rut
I'm CRAZY

I'M CRAZY
I'M CRAZY
I'm a nut
In a rut
I'm CRAZY!!!